So I'm a cynic but ...

there'd better be an open casket for this one.

I guess I'm also a bit depraved:

That's why some of us are disappointed to know of the death of Ken Lay. Depraved as we may be, what we really hoped was that crimes of his super-size sort might bring him just a little chi-chi.

Update: Be vewy vewy skeptical, Lay was cremated.